OUCH! Again

I should not be permitted to handle sharp objects- ever. Particularly those that are knife-like. I tend to cut myself with them and today I did just that. Cutting up a pineapple (*&%*#$%! those things sting like crazy in an open wound!) today I sliced into the side of my thumb all the way to the nail. Fingers have a lot of nerves in them, it hurt so much- still does. And I am a cry baby. I wonder if this needs switches? Sometimes I find it very strange that I could sing and dance in high heels at the same time but I can't use a knife without cutting myself. Seriously! Something's wrong with that picture.